hhooLLLY SHIT THIS MY SISTER, THIS IS ACTUALLY MY SISTER. MY SISTER HAS A 10,000 NOTE GIFSET ABOUT HER JESUS I AM DYING .
update: I AM ON THE PHONE WITH HER AND JUST SENT HER THIS AND I’M NOT SURE WHETHER SHE IS LAUGHING OR CRYING OR DYING OMG. SHE IS HYPERVENTILATIING HAHHAHAHAH.
oh my god. i can’t believe my face is on tumblr.
ok so neither of u hoes are gonna explain this
Best pick up line ever
"I had a bacterial infection when I was two that turned into gangrene. People don’t believe all the things I can do. Like write. I have some of the best handwriting in my class." She put her arms together to show me how she would hold a pencil or pen.
"Are you in school?"
"Well I just finished medical school to become a medical assistant." Just then she got a phone call, swiped open the touch screen and effortlessly held the phone up to her ear. I waited patiently as she tried to work out some logistics with a family member. "That was my grandma. She’s on her way to pick me up and take me to my dance studio."
"Yeah, you should come to my performance."
I told her I would absolutely love to.